A few drinks at the house
Gotta get that buzz going
Cause I can afford

The club drinks That they're pouring

Valet's 20 bucks

So I'll find me a meter
It's five blocks away
But the parking is cheaper


I walk straight up to the bouncer
Got the flyer in my hand

Said I didn't bring the ladies
But I've brought my favorite friends


He doesn't say a word
He just points us to the back
Like he thinks we'll wait in line

No, no we Ain't doing that

Cause I know somebody

Who knows somebody
Who knows somebody
Who knows


Cause I know somebody
Who knows somebody

Who knows somebody
Who knows


I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I-------


4 out of 5
Make it some hours later

Sober up, Over heated
And I can't find a waiter


We dance up on some girls
But they're blocking us out
I could win them with words

But the music's so loud

Afraid to use the toilet

I'll get vomit on my pants
And I never tip the bathroom guy
That helps me dry my hands


That guy has a table
we can drink up for a while

Til they notice we've been mocking
And get kicked out with style


Cause I know somebody
Who knows somebody
Who knows somebody

Who knows

Cause I know somebody

Who knows somebody
Who knows somebody
Who knows


I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it

I whistle while I-------

Fellas say HO!

Ladies say OW!
You stepped on my foot
Ice will bring it right down


Dating foreign girls
Last name no vows

rock the tight T
Black Simon Cowel

Wanna throw my hands up
JUMP, JuMP

But it's too cramped the Krump
I might bruise my junk

I know where to go
No shennanigans

Just new fake noses
And Kardashians

Hey girl
Let Me In This VIP

Excuse me
Who are you supposed to be?

I am Wayne Brady
From your T.V. screen

Do I have to choke a (*##$
Now do you believe?

I love Whose line
And I watch your game show
Then you hook a brither up

Uh, let me see, NO!

Cause I know somebody
Who knows somebody
Who knows somebody
Who knows


Cause I know somebody
Who knows somebody
Who knows somebody
Who knows

Cause I know somebody
Who knows somebody

Who knows somebody
Who knows

I know somebody
Who knows somebody
Who knows somebody
Who knows


I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I