Sideburns,
On the side of my face!
As my head turns,

you can see they're in the same place.
On either sideburns,
they can't be replaced.

My insides burn,
when I think 'bout the days,
before my.

My sideburns!
Look at my sideburns!
But don't touch my sideburns,

why would you do that?
My heart yearns for my own sideburns,
my side actually burns now what is that?

What the hell man,
why do my sides burn?
What the hell is that man?

My sideburns!
Does anybody have some aloe vera?
If you do, bring it backstage (I'll pay you back.)

1985 from the womb I came out (on my birthday).
The doctor said "what you cryin' about?"
I said "was that a rhetorical question? You know why I cry!"

"I have a serious lack of hair on the side (of my head)".
Little baby people don't have sideburns,
they need to grow them when they're older.

But if your little baby already has sideburns, that's awesome don't be concerned!
Don't be concerned about the itty bitty baby with the big big sideburns!
Don't be concerned concerned about da itty bitty baby with the big big sideburns!

Your baby's gonna be a pimp.
You're baby's gonna be a little baby pimp.
You should probably discourage that kind of proffession,

because it's illegal.
And they're too young to be concerned about starting a buisness.
But that's impressive if they've got the mindset.

My sideburns,
look at my sideburns,
back on track talkin' talkin' 'bout sideburns!

My sideburns,
look at my sideburns,
la la la la lo le

sidebuuuuuuuurrrrnnnnnsssss.
(Sideburns)