I always dreamt of BMX. Ha.
Got no more time for dreaming.
My Ex-Wife insisted bringing our

9 year old son Timmy

No dad, I don't-

Come on.
I don't want to go.
You're going.

I really don't.
Shut up, son.
Gah-


We don't need a car
Dad, that's a cliff.

I'll just hold (um), the space bar
Dad, you're going to fast.
AAH NO.

(AGH DAD)
Respawn at the start,
Didn't get very far

We never do, dad.
Shut up, son.


I ride a bike with my son,
We always have so much fun
No we don't.

Unless there's mines on the ground
Dad, land mine.
Then things are gonna get bloody

OH, NO!

I ride a bike with my son.

DAD!
Sometimes we do bottle runs
NO!

Sometimes we dodge harpoon guns
OW!
Sometimes I get to launch Timmy

What-? NOOOO!
Sometimes I get to launch Timmy
NOOOO!

For Tim's perspective, just press C
NOOOOOO!
I think it's time to get bloody

Gah, oowww!
I think it's time to get bloody


Dad, stop.
I can't, son.
Give up, dad.

I don't know how.
It's just not fun anymore, dad.
Ah, so you admit it WAS fun once

Agh.

It's hard to keep on living

Aah, ooww, God.
This course is unforgiving
Dah!

OH, NO DAD!
Agh.
I doubt that we'll be healing

Dad you should go to the hospital
I don't have insurance, son.
Keep the handles steady


Dad, what are you doing?
Winning, son, Charlie Sheen.

Oh, God.

We've come too far

To give up on this course
I disagree, aahh!
Ow!

I don't need my arms
That's what my son is for
No, dad, SLOW DOWN!
WHOOO!


We're riding towards a big jump
We fly in front of the sun,
It's about time we finally won.
Think we have earned a victory.
YES!

Yay.
WE DID IT!
Yay.
OH, YEAH!
Oh, good.

Wanna go again
Noo!
You know what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna put on my victory helmet.
Oh, you look like a robot


Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of vic
Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of vic


Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of victory

I'm irresponsible mom
Thought I should be in this song

He rides a bike with our son
Don't wanna fight for custody

I'm kinda glad when he's gone
I got two kids of my own
And killing us would be wrong
Unless it happens out of frame

AAAH!

Good one son!
AAH!