I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's $$# tellin' me every move to make
And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's $$# tellin' me how to bake a cake
And I've just about had my fill of Doctor $#&@in' Phil

Tired of lookin' at Tiger's $$# and Shaquille O'$#&@in' Neal

Paris Hilton could $#&@ up a county fair

Just proof that you can be stupid and still be a billion-$#&@in'-aire

I'm tired of Simon's $$# tellin' people that they can't sing

I'd fire Donald Trump's $$# for knowin' every $#&@in' thing
Jen, Brad and Angelina's $$#; I'm about tired of lookin' at them
And I'm about ready for Hollywood's $$# to run out of $#&@in' film


I'm tired of everything on T.V.
Everybody Loves Raymond...except for $#&@in' me


I'm tired of that Lance's $$# in France ridin' on a bike
And I could pretty much give a damn what some actress' dress looks like

It'd be nice if hip-hop's $$# would finally learn to play three chords
And I'm about fed up with Nashville's $$# and their hand-me-a-trophy awards


Barry Bonds gettin' a bunch of fake home runs
And a fake-ass Larry the Cable's $$# and Git-R-$#&@in'-Done


I'd like to watch football's $$# without worryin' about T. O.
And I'm resolved to tell W's $$# where the $#&@ he can $#&@in' go
I'll be the first to second tellin' the Third World what the $#&@ they can $#&@in' do

It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's $$# get whipped by the Jews
I'm tired of my own $$# for singin' this $#&@in' song
There's a lot of people's $$# I'm tired of, but the list's too $#&@in' long

And I could be wrong
Oh, I could be wrong