VERSE 1
If I was your toyfriend, I'd hug you till you melt
My belly's full of stuffing and my hair is made of felt

You can move my arms and take me where you go
I'm a puppet on your hand and I've got no legs below
Bag, bag, bag, it's true

I live in a bag and I'm light weight too
So baby take me home and I'll put on a show
Just ignore my puppeteer, his name is Moe


PRE HOOK
I'd like to be everything you want

Hey girl, do you got hot glue?
HOOK
If I was your toyfriend, never let me go

Keep me on your arm, girl, you'd never be alone
I can be your Muppet, anything you want
If I was your toyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go


VERSE 2
Other toys are lame and nothing but some schmoes

PotatoHead is baked and that G.I. is a joke
I'm a beast out of fleece made by someone who can sew
I'mma look real swag if you buy me baby clothes

Wahh!
Girlfriend, girlfriend, you can be my girlfriend
Just in case I get a rip bring along some safety pins

No strings attached I'm a real good bargain
All you gotta do is stick your hand in my back end


PRE HOOK
I'd like to be everything you want
Hey girl, do you got hot glue?

HOOK
If I was your toyfriend, never let me go
Keep me on your arm, girl, you'd never be alone

I can be your Muppet, anything you want
If I was your toyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go


BRIDGE
So warm up your hands, 'cause you're what I need, girl
Spend a week wit me babe I'll be calling you Jim Henson

If I was a man, and not a Muppet
I''ll be your Punch and you can be my Judy


HOOK
If I was your toyfriend, never let me go
Keep me on your arm, girl, you'd never be alone

I can be your Muppet, anything you want
If I was your toyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go
Na na na, na na na, na na na
Yeah girl
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey


Na na na, na na na, na na na ey
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey
If I was your toy friend