{*girl moans*} "$#&@ me just like you $#&@ed her in the movies"

"Ahh, you look so good though.."

[Intro: Tim Dog]

Thank you
You know, a lotta people out there
Don't wanna talk about.. secret fantasies

But you know..me and my crew, we're proud of the things we used to do..
Jerkin off to !@$^o magazines, watchin !@$^o movies all night..
Even daydreamin about, females in the industry

that we wanted to $#&@, one time or another
So I'ma bring my man, Rhythm X, Kool Keith
and he's gonna tell you, a couple of his sexual fantasies


[Kool Keith]
Yeah, Tim Dog

A lotta people don't wanna talk about their fantasies
They scared to share 'em, but you know what? I'm proud of mines
Lemme tell you like this..


[Tim Dog]
Go head, ^!$$%..


[Kool Keith]
It was a late night, on the Sunset Boulevard

I was the smoothest player, cold pimpin hard
Ridin around in her Mercedes
with Pebbles and Janet, two of the beautiful ladies

When Janet stepped off, I took Pebbles to a hotel
with two of her friends, we spent the night in a motel
(Pebbles, that fox, produced by Babyface?)

No comment. I had her jacked up in doggy style
Deep on the room floor, the bathroom and every style
Her friend was on point, she sucked a powerful mean dick

But I had to show, the Rhythm X never came quick
The other girl - OOH~! She drunk my sperm
I shot in her face, messed up her perm

I let the other girls out and kept Pebbles in
She hit me hard with a score and rated me a 10
She bought me crazy clothes, my boys thought I was vickin her

But even at the studio, at night I was stickin her
But better yet, I wanna $#&@ her backstage
But good luck, I want them panties to smell

My secret fantasies

("No one know, that's my secret fantasy, yeaaaaah") {*repeat 2X*}


Yo Tim Dog, won't you tell 'em +your+ secret fantasies?


[Tim Dog]
Aight..
I was in L.A. on Soul Train

En Vogue was in the dressing room
So I broke down the door, and I dropped my drawers
Position, I $$#umed

Cindy was hot in the $$#
She pulled out my ten inch dick
Jerked it off a couple of times, and got me hard

OHH! And she began to lick {*slurps*}
Terri was finger-poppin herself..
She forgot to douche

So I looked at the roach, and I said,
"No dick, until you go and douche"
Then the short one, you know the one with the fat $$#

OOPS~! They ALL have a fat $$#
But the one they call Maxine
...she took it in her butthole

She took it quite well
$#&@in that $$# like a bat out of hell
Dawn was the freaky one

(How freaky?) Man, she so freaky
She wanted me to pee in her face
(Well, what did you DO?) I pissed in her face!

Terri came back and she was all douched up
Smellin like a bunch of strawberries
She took a Handi Wipe and wiped off my dick
..and the Dog was ready {*woof!*}
I start $#&@in {*woof!*}, $#&@in {*woof!*}, $#&@in {*woof!*}, $#&@in {*woof!*}

$#&@in for hours {*woof!*}, 'cause I got the power
Tales from the D-O-G...
My secret fantasy

("No one know, that's my secret fantasy, yeaaaaah") {*repeat 2X*}


Aiyyo Ced, kick it, you perverted mother$#&@er..

[Ced Gee]
Aight..

Now this is just not your ordinary fantasy
It's some raw %#@!, some dope %#@!, the vanity
Givin me head, cold suckin a mean dick {*slurps*}
Felt so good, had to scream, "Hallelujah, (*##$!"
You make Gee feel just like a !@$^o king

You know what to do,m how to play with my ding-a-ling
You sucked, you sucked, then I $#&@ed and $#&@ed
Pull it out of your #~!!@, ram it straight in ya butt (UH!)
Now you screamin like hell, a bandage ya {?}
You screamin for pity, while I pull on ya !@%$
{*PBB, PBBT!*} ...I nut in ya eye

My secret fantasies

[Tim Dog]
Yeaaaah, and you know the Gee ain't shy about that at all

("No one know, that's my secret fantasy, yeaaaaah") {*repeat 4X*}


{"I wanna spank that shiny $$#, HAHAHAHAHA~!"}