(Tim)
I sit down when I pee,
There's nothin that crazy bout me,

I'm just takin a wizz,
Mind your own bizz,
Why is everybody always starin at me?


(Eric)
Hey bro, I gotta go,

Let me through,
I gotta go number two.


(Tim)
No can do I'm takin a pee,
Sittin on the lou having a good long wee,


(Eric)
Are you sittin down?


(Tim)
I'm sittin down.


(Eric)
And you're not makin brown?


(Tim)
I'm not makin brown.


(Eric)
Are you makin iced tea?


(Tim)
Just lemonade.


(Eric)
But are you sittin down?


(Tim)
I'm sittin down!


(Eric)
Why don't you stand like a regular man?

Then you can pee in the urinal can.

(Tim)

If you really wanna know why I'm sittin strong,
I just can't stand touching my dong.