If I - won't be - able

To hold - a good - conversation


If I - feel big - and ballooning


If I - turn up - today



If I - can't be - appreciated

I - won't be - 'preciated - at all


And if I - look - red - and - confusing


Well, I - am all - of the above



'Cos I've been

Feeding the witches


Feeding them straw


Feeding the witches

The witches


The witches


Who live next door

You'd think -


They'd have no milk, they'd


Have no honey

You'd think


They would prefer - petroleum


You'd think

They'd have rat's eyes


Not like Aunt Sally


Yeah - you'd think

They wouldn't smile - just like your mum



Since I've been


Feeding the witches


Feeding them straw

I am


Falling for witches


The witches

Who live next door


They live next door


They live next door



If - I - start wrong - too drunk - to continue

And - if I - can't shout


I can't do - things - I used to

I'll be


Feeding the witches

Feeding them straw

I'll be feeding the witches


The witches

Yeah, I'll be


Joining the witches

Feeding them straw, I'll be

Joining the witches


The witches who live next door