Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter

Im spending every morning with my head in the s**tter
Got vomit in my hair
But Im way too sick to care

Now Im fallin down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
Then Im almost at the door

But my family is waiting for me
Oh crap not again
Its an intervention

Its cool Im fine
I can stop at any time


DAD
Thats a lie
You wont try

Now youve made your mother cry Look!

MOM

O o o o O o o o

KESHA

Im outta here
This is queer
I just drank a couple beers


MOM
Dont leave

We love you
We even hired Dr. Drew


DR. DREW
This pattern
needs to end


KESHA
I think I have to puke again

O o o o O o o o

KESHA

So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line talkin bout their feelings


BROTHER [reading]
It makes me sad when I see brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back


DAD
Stop showing off your butt

Youre making young girls act like !@#%s
And youre starting to get a beer gut


DR. DREW
This behavior is a dead end
P. Diddy is not your friend

Youll end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-L-Lohan


KESHA
This is whack
I feel trapped


DR. DREW
We just want the old Kesha back


KESHA
Screw you

Dr. Drew
And your stupid camera crew


MOM
Hey you
dont have to shout

We're just trying to help you out

O o o o O o o o

KESHA

Okay
Its time you know
This is just a video
I dont drink
Or pee in sinks

Thats just what I want my fans to think
Its all an act
And in fact
Its even in my contract


FAMILY
O O O O O O