You are my best friend in the world
And i hope that you know
That when we hang out together

It's freakin awesome

Playing poker- friday nights

Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sisters hot
I accidentally shot your finger

Off your writing hand oh well, you get disability
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
And told the ambulance to stop at the bar


You'll tell the world i'm $%&^ when you here me say
That i really and truly feel this way

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

Like when i hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say i love you... in a heterosexual way


We fart and burp in the same key
And i think your ipod sucks
You make fun of my hair because yours is

Disappearing

I've seen your $%&^xx you've seen mine

I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe
Vera on my sunburned back, you ran defense when i $%&^x my pants
You felt my girl's brand new !@(&, you asked to $%&^x em she refused

Oh while you slept i shaved your head
You woke up you told me i (was dead)


You'll tell the world i'm $%&^ when you here me say
That i really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay


And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when i hit on your mom and got to second base

I know you know i love you
(i freakin' love you, dude)
I'm trying to say i love you... in a heterosexual way


Na na na na
Na na na na


You'll tell the world i'm $%&^ when you here me say
That i really and truly feel this way

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

Like when i hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say i love you... in a heterosexual way


Na na na na
Na na na na