[SFX: scary organ music. Guests arrive at Frankenstein's house, Dracula opens the door greeting his guests.]

[Dracula:] Welcome to my home.


[Verses and chorus with Boris Pickett, Hayseed Dixie, and THUNDERFLARE!:]
Surprise

he did the mash
he did the monster mash
the monster mash

it was a graveyard smash
he did the mash
it caught on in a flash

he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh

from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh
to the master bedroom

where the vampires feast
ahh ohh
the ghouls all came

from their humble abodes
he did the mash
he did the monster mash

the monster mash
it was a graveyard smash
he did the mash

it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash

ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh

to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
ahh ohh

the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
ahh ohh

to get a jolt from my electrodes.

[SFX: Dr Frederick Frankenstein asking a shoe shine boy for directions.]


[Dr Frankenstein:] Pardon me boy, is this Transylvania Station?


[Shoe Shine Boy:] Ja, ja, track 29. Can I give you a shine?

[Verses and chorus with Boris Pickett, Hayseed Dixie, and THUNDERFLARE!:]

Monster Mash
the monster mash
it was a graveyard smash

he did the mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash

he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east

ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast

ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes

ahh ohh
to get a jolt from my electrodes.
It was a graveyard smash

he did the mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash

he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east

ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast

ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
ahh ohh
to get a jolt from my electrodes.


[SFX: Frankenstein inhales.]

[Frankenstein:] aaahhh.


[Verses and chorus with Boris Pickett, Hayseed Dixie, and THUNDERFLARE!:]
He did the mash
he did the monster mash
the monster mash
it was a graveyard smash

he did the mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh

from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
ahh ohh
the ghouls all came

from their humble abodes
ahh ohh
to get a jolt from my electrodes
he did the mash.

[SFX: Dr Frankenstein pronounces his name.]


[Dr Frankenstein:] That's Frankenstein.

[Verses and chorus with Boris Pickett, Hayseed Dixie, and THUNDERFLARE!:]
Surprise
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
the monster mash

it was a graveyard smash
the monster mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east

ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
ahh ohh

to get a jolt from my electrodes
he did the mash.

[SFX: Dr Frankenstein bringing his Frankenstein monster alive.]

[Dr Frankenstein:] it's alive, it's alive.


[Verses and chorus with Boris Pickett, Hayseed Dixie, and THUNDERFLARE!:]
He did the mash
he did the monster mash
the monster mash
it was a graveyard smash
he did the mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
ahh ohh
to get a jolt from my electrodes
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
the monster mash
it was a graveyard smash
he did the mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
ahh ohh
to get a jolt from my electrodes
he did the mash.

[SFX: Dracula luring another guest to his chamber at Frankenstein's house.]

[Dracula:] And I bid you welcome to my house, come.

[Verses and Chorus with Boris Pickett, Hayseed Dixie, and THUNDERFLARE!:]
Surprise
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
the monster mash
it was a graveyard smash
he did the mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
ahh ohh
to get a jolt from my electrodes
he did the mash.