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THRIFT SHOP lyrics : "Puppet Christian Remix"

Hook:

I'm gonna go to church

Only got 20 min. till the service
I saved a puppy
Gonna tithe my Money

I'm an awesome Christian

Verse 1:


Yo, walk up to the church like, "What up, its me and Hdiddyy!"
I'm so pumped about Christ I brought a friend wit me

King James in my right, Testimony in my left.
This aint no pocket bible, "Dang its bigger than the rest"
Rollin in, Christian T, headin' to the meet and greet,

Shaken sweaty hands please RE-sanictize me
Smellin so sweet, girls be side huggin me
Shoes be flyin off, huh I'm washing peoples feet.

wooooo man....... I'm a servant BABY!

Verse 2:


Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Spiritual moccasins Jesus steps I be walkin' in

I'll be ya Boaz you be my Ruth
Im leadin true love waits, I'm teachin it to youth
I lead with Billy Graham style, Lead with Billy Graham style,

No for real - lets hang out- would you like to pray a while?

Taylor made suit lookin nicer than the pastor

Is this revelation I'm feeling flyer than the rapture

You didn't bring your bible- "you didn't bring your bible?"

Its cool I brought six, cause I'm just that reliable

Hello, hello, my pasta man, my fellow

Is that a Jonas brother? H: uh, no
Witness to some Atheists, H: please Convert those
Non-believers be like, "Is that Tim Tebow"?


Hook:


Im gonna go to church
Only got 20 min. till the service
I saved a puppy

Gonna tithe my Money
I'm an awesome Christian



Verse 3:


What you know about rockin' Christ's forgiveness?
What you know about wearin' the bright gold tie clip?
I'm the pastor, I know how to lead the flock

I'm like Tim Tebow, I'M A SPIRITUAL JOCK!
Thank your granddad for giving his 10% tithe
'Cause right now I'm praying that, well, he's still alive

I rock 40 minute sermons (no commercials)
I study every week (with no rehearsals)
I can marry, bury, dunk, and drop some serious religious funk

I got the best parkin spot in the land, number 2 in command, I'll pull you outta quicksand with my spiritual hand, 'cuz under this steeple, I'm tha man
I saved like 5 puppies this week
I have a soft side, don't believe me? Check my cuff links

I don't have to auto-tune my sermons 'cause I'm already pitch perfect
Like John 3:16, "I am worth it."
Servin' the Lord's Supper call me Betty Crocker

When you take the bread you be fallin down at the alter
I'm here with my arms wide open.
You're a sinkin ship at sea, I'll embrace ya like the ocean

Check my notes, this ain't fire and brimstone.
Hey, if Jesus ain't callin', turn off ya cell phone.


Yo don't be a hypocrite,
Believe what you say
Heaven's beatin at ya chest

Like Dr. Dre

Go to church next Sunday,
Don't gimme an excuse
Eat up ya daily bread

And drink ya Jesus Juice

Im gonna go to church
Only got 20 min. till the service
I saved a puppy

Gonna tithe my Money
I'm an awesome Christian

I'm in a choir robe
I look incredible

I'm on the second row
About to sing my first solo

I'm gonna go to church
Only got 20 min. till the service

I saved a puppy
Gonna tithe my Money
I'm an awesome Christian

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