UT UT, UT UT x8

Buy it, buy it, buy it, now! x4


I'm gonna buy some beasts
Only got 20k in my coin stash

Searchin' for Ibra, looking for a good deal
This is freaking stupid


I join the party like 'Whaddup I got an In Form'
Nah I'm just kiddin' I got some crap from a gold pack
Discard the stuff, I get 3k back, and people be like 'Damn what a waste of money'


Check my pile, no denial, nothing worth a single coin
Go to play a game, horrid sweaty team, what a tramp

Pass across the box, score a sweaty goal, celebrate
Then he's 3-0 down, you ain't comin' back from that mate


Shhhhhhhh... But this is FIFA 13!

Walcott down the wing, puts it in the box, Carroll scores

This game's unrealistic, Carroll never scores, only bores
Tramp goal makes it 3-2, there was nothing I could do
Comes back wins it 4-3, GG NO RE


I'ma tradin' Fludeh style, I'ma tradin' Fludeh style
Nah for real, got my self an autobuyer

Buying high, selling low, easy profits here we go
500k in a day, just like Unique Riggers


Chorus x2

Scripting and the handicap, is it real or is it crap?

Derpy keepers, slow defenders with dat 93 pace
Crouchy's past them all and he's gonna shoot, what a goal
Scripting, lemme say, EA Sports IT'S IN THE GAME!


Buy a full in form team, play against a bronze team
Lose the game 4-0, you be like: WHAT THE HELL?!

Lose a load of fitness from a game that you would never win
Spend a load on some fitness cards 300 BIN


Once you were are 2 mill, now you're down to using Bill
Getting mad to the point where you want to kill
Chill out for a sec, maybe go see Doctor Phil?

Nah screw this game, I'm off to buy PES!

Chorus x3


Fin.