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THRIFT / VILLAGERS SHOP lyrics : "Parody, this is CRAFTING awesome"

What, what, what, what... [many times]

Bada, badada, badada, bada... [x9]


[Hook:]
I'm gonna mine some caves

Only got twenty diamons in my pocket
I - I - I'm Picking, Picking Picking picking
This is CRAFTING awesome


[Verse 1:]
Nah, walk up to the cave like, "What up? I got a big sword!"

I'm so pumped about some dirt from the villager shop
Zombies on the fringe, it's so damn fear
That people like, "Damn! That's a cool big pick."

Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the end,
Dressed in all pink, 'cept my sheep boots, those are grey
Draped in a leopard mink, creepers standin' next to me

Probably shoulda escape form this
(Piiisssssss)
But dirt, it was nine sugar canes! (Bag it)

Coppin' it, washing' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Passing' up on those moccasins someone else's been walkin' in
Creepy and sticky, craft it, man

I am stunting' and flossing' and
Saving' my diamonds and I'm hella happy that's a sword, sheep!
I'ma take Great Notch´s style, I'ma take Great Notch's style,

No for real - ask your admin - can I have his hand-me-downs? (Thank you)
Velour iron suits and some housemaid creepers
Dookie brown leather jacket that I found diggin'

They had a super rocket, but I bought an empty pocket
I bought a wool jacket, then I bought an oven
Hello, hello, my enderman, my Mello

4J studios ain't got nothing on my fringe game, hell no
I could take some Pig Wings, make them cool, sell those
The creepers heads would be like "Aw, he got the Velcros"


[Hook x2]


[Verse 2:]
What you know about rockin' a wolf on your noggin?
What you knowin' about wearin' a fur cow skin?

I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching right through that cave
One Steve's trash, that's another man's come-up
Thank your Great Notch for donating that plaid button-up game

'Cause right now I'm up in her crafting'
I'm at the Village, you can find me in the (Uptons)
I'm not, I'm not stuck, I'm searchin' in that section (Uptons)

Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy
I'll take those flannel horse jammies, second-hand, I rock that mothercrafter
The built-in onesie with the ores on that mothercreeper

I hit the party and they stop in that mothercrafter
They be like, "Oh, that´s Jeff -- he´s really tight."
I'm like, "Yo - that's fifty diamonds for a T-shirt."

Pocket edition, let's do some simple addition
Fifty diamonds for a T-shirt - that's just some ignorant sheep (dirt)
I call that getting hatted and crafted (dirt)

I call that getting tricked by a business
That chest's hella dough
And having the same one as six other noobs in this club is a hella don't

Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
Tryna get sheeps from a brand and you hella won't
Man you hella won't


(Villages... poppin' tags... yeah!)


[Hook]

[Bridge:]

I wear Great Notch's clothes
I look crafteable
I'm in this big $$# coat

From that villager shop down the road
I wear Jeff´s old clothes (damn right)
I look crafteable (now come on man)

I'm in this big $$# coat (big $$# coat)
From that villager shop down the road (let's go)

[Hook]


Is that really Notch´s coat?

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