Here come the toad lickers
Leap froggy into town
Here come the toad lickers

Your world is upsaide down

Watch out you shopkeepers

Petrol pump attendants
How're you burger flippers?
We're gonna burn that !@$( down


Here come the toad lickers
With snackin attitudes

Gallon of paint stripper
Horse pills and rubber tube


Tank up on Dr. Pepper
Twicklets and Chappa-cakes
Long trail of sweet wrappers

Swirling in our wake

Forget your blues, forget your punk

And funk and christian rock 'n roll
(Toad lickers)
Receive the glands, secrete a brand new

Mash of Bluegrass and techno
(And do-si-do)


Suffer you toad lickers
They're lurking all around
Those enemies of freedom

They'll try to bring you down

Come on you toad lickers

High time to hit the mall
'Make hay not war' sticker
On every 4x4


Wreak devastation the vegetation
All over stone down here

(Stone down here)
I'd the species by the feces
In the free mountain air

And I'm so there

Gather the toad lickers

Fan out and hit the town
Scatter them pig knickers
This pond is sacred now


Here come the toad lickers
Leap froggy into town

Look out you city slickers
We're gonna burn that !@$( down