Here come the toadlickers
Leap froggy into town
Here come the toadlickers

Your world is upside-down

Look out you shopkeepers

Pertol pump attendants
How're you burger flippers
We're gonna burn that !@$( down down down

Burn that !@$( down

Here come the toadlickers

With snackin attitudes
Gallon of paint stripper
Horse pills and rubber tube


Tank up on Dr. Pepper
Twicklets and Chappa-cakes

Long trail of sweet wrappers
Swirling in our wake


Forget your blues
Forget your punk and funk
And christian rock n' roll

Toadlickers

Receive the gland

Secrete a brand new mash
Of bluegrass and techno
And do-si-do


Suffer you Toadlickers
They're lurking all around

Those enemies of freedom
They'll try to bring you down


Come on you Toadlickers
High time to hit the mall
Make hay not war stickers

On every 4 X 4

Wreak devastation

The vegetation
All over Snowdonia
I'd the species by the feces

In the free mountain air
And I'm so there


Gather the Toadlickers
Fan out and hit the town
Scatter them pig knickers

This pond is sacred now

Here come the toadlickers

Leap froggy into town
Look out you city slickers
We're gonna burn that !@$( down down down

Burn that !@$( down