Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important

Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man


Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man

They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man


Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man

Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand,

Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man


Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan

Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man


Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?

Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man

Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man