The (*##$ came back the very next day
Oh, the (*##$ came back thought she was a goner
But, the (*##$ came back she couldn't stay away

Don't you know the (*##$ came back?

I like her so much better when she's down on her knees

'Cause when she's in my face that's when I'm starting to see
That all my friends are laughing thinking that we belong
Well she's so $#&@in' stupid that she's singing along


The trouble with girls is they're all the same
Forget the diamonds and pearls they just want a ring

Before you know it you're like a dog on a leash
Well you can try and change the world but you won't change me


The (*##$ came back the very next day
Oh, the (*##$ came back thought she was a goner
But, the (*##$ came back she couldn't stay away

Don't you know the (*##$ came back?

There she goes again just always breaking my balls

No matter what I do somehow it's always my fault
She says I must be cheating cause I turned off my phone
But that's the only frickin way she'll leave me alone


The trouble with girls is never enough
Love to complain and they never shut up

Like to tell you the way it ought to be
Go on and tell the world just don't tell me


The (*##$ came back the very next day
Oh, the (*##$ came back thought she was a goner
But, the (*##$ came back she couldn't stay away

Don't you know the (*##$ came back?

It ain't a joke when I say I wanna throw you out

(I really mean it) (I really mean it)
Well look who's laughing now
The (*##$ came, the (*##$ came back

The (*##$ came, the (*##$ came back
The (*##$ came, the (*##$ came back
She just couldn't stay away


The (*##$ came back the very next day
Oh, the (*##$ came back thought she was a goner

But, the (*##$ came back she won't stay the $#&@ away

The (*##$ came back the very next day

Oh, the (*##$ came back thought she was a goner
But, the (*##$ came back she couldn't stay away
Don't you know the (*##$ came back (X2)