You're breaking hearts and you're breaking your cars,
Today's your birthday and I don't even know how old you are,
You're in love with that guy from Random Encounter,

We went to Weekee Wachee with Charles Tyeryar,
I used to fart in your face but then you told me,
that my buttcheeks were too close together,

and I'm sorry but this may sound weird but you gotta do something about th soap in your beard (I don't get it either)

Happy Birthday Jeanne, I love you,

Even though you are $#&@ing disgusting

Just like when I vacuumed up your hair,

Wherever you go you break everything everywhere,
this year, fixed gear, now get on your way
and whatever you do, don't delay


Some people, they think, they think you're 12 years old,
and they ask you to play,

I think I like it, I know I like it,
I like it a lot because, because it pisses you off,
so for your birthday, I got you something,

here's a hint CBS Kip show,
So maybe now you can stop being mad at me for something I did ten years ago


Happy birthday Jeanne, I love you,
even though you have heavy fingers,
Happy Birthday Jeanne, I love you,

even though you are strange and weird