Verse 1--

When you text that special lady and you're texting all day

Can't tell if this girl digs you and its making you go cray
Running out of cliches, don't know what you're gonna say
You'd like to eat her fish fillet but does she like you in that way?

You told that pretty girl that she's the apple of your eye
But twenty minutes have gone by and she has not replied
Does she hate me? Wanna date me? Do you think she will fellate me?

I'm out of ideas and its getting irritating

Pre Chorus--


When you're texting with a lady and you want her in your life
Send a simple message and that (*##$ will be your wife


Chorus--


Send that (*##$ a smiley face
cause (*##$es love smileys faces
Send that (*##$ a smiley face

(*##$es love smileys faces
Send that (*##$ a smiley, why?
They love my smileys faces

Cover all your bases
And send that (*##$ some smiley faces.


Verse 2--

So you sent that (*##$ smiley face and things are heating up

If you want to show some interest one smileys not enough
If you ask if she's a Capricorn, a pisces or a cancer
Have a smiley ready and beware the one word answer

The power of the smiley dates back to many years
Even used by Will Shakespeare, romantic pioneer
Keep emoticons flowin' soon you'll have her mystified

If you're feelin' kinda frisky send a "hey" with seven y's

Pre Chorus--


When your texting with a lady and there's nothing left to say
A colon and a bracket will blow that (*##$ away


Chorus--


Send that (*##$ a smiley face
cause (*##$es love smileys faces
Send that (*##$ a smiley face

(*##$es love smileys faces
Send that (*##$ a smiley, why?
They love my smileys faces

Cover all your bases
And send that (*##$ some smiley faces.


Bridge--

There's something bout a smiley face which makes a (*##$ feel good

You'll be getting with the ladies like you thought you never could
The limit is the sky when you're the coolest guy
But depending on your carrier some charges may apply


Chorus--


Send that (*##$ a smiley face
cause (*##$es love smileys faces
Send that (*##$ a smiley face

(*##$es love smileys faces
Send that (*##$ a smiley, why?
They love my smileys faces

Cover all your bases
And send that (*##$ some smiley faces.


Send that (*##$ a smiley face
Send that (*##$ some smiley faces
Some smiley faces

Send that (*##$ a smiley face

Oh and you probably shouldn't call her a (*##$