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Thecomputernerd01 lyrics : "I Just Blew a Bubble (Taylor Swift Parody)"

Once upon a time, a few cornflakes ago
I was buying food, in stead I bought a bone
I don't own, I don't own a cow

Or any other type of bird

I took it home with me, my grandpa liked that

Creeped out by this owl, he just wanted a snack
I gave him, I gave him, some cheese
With some crackers on the side


And I found some packs of gum that he pooped out
And I realize it's time to take a bath


So I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere

And a bowling pin right over there
Kim Kardashian is pregnant
I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub

There are bubbles everywhere
And a bowling pin right over there
Now I'm playing with a rubber duck

Duck! Duck! Bubbles, bubbles, duckies
Duck! Duck! Bubbles, bubbles, razor


I took biology, nobody saw me cried
The problems were so tough
And that's the reason why

I'm drowning, I'm drowning, I'm eating bubbles and pineapples
So I got a tattoo from some guy on Craig's list
He drew a Rubik's cube with a tiny little twist

I now see, I now see, my backyard
'Cause I'm sitting on my shed
Then my breath smelled like ... fish

So I stopped an old friend, took all of his gum and some Cheetos

I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub

There are bubbles everywhere
And a bowling pin right over there
Kim Kardashian is pregnant

I just blew a bubble in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
And a bowling pin right over there

Now I'm playing with a rubber duck
Duck! Duck! Bubbles, bubbles, duckies
Duck! Duck! Bubbles, bubbles, razor


My duck became possessed, he ate all the chicken nuggets in my fridge
My mama made me trade him for this owl, he's so creepy

Whatever
We are never ever getting back together, duck
There are bubbles everywhere

And a bowling pin right over there
Kim Kardashian is pregnant
I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub

There are bubbles everywhere
And a bowling pin right over there
Now I'm playing with a rubber duck

Duck! Duck! Bubbles, bubbles, duckies
Duck! Duck! Bubbles, bubbles, razor

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