You say the man inside those levi's don't take orders
She'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please


You wear the pants
Buddy good for you
I'm so impressed

Yeah whoopty-doo
You need to know
That ain't how it works

It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt


In the top drawer of her dresser there's some panties
Go try on that purple pair with lace and frills
With your big old legs i bet you can't get in 'em

With that attitude of yours hell i bet you never will

But you wear the pants

Buddy good for you
I'm so impressed
Yeah whoopty-doo

You need to know
That ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants

It's who wears the skirt

A big old boy like you can probably bench 350

A little thing like her can barely lift the bar
Just wait 'til that woman has a headache
And she sits there with her legs crossed

Well we'll see how strong you are

You wear the pants

Well good for you
I'm so impressed
Yeah whoopty-doo

You need to know
That ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants

It's who wears the skirt

You wear the pants

She'll wear the skirt