There was this little old lady
She had a poodle doggy
One day while giving little Fifi a bath

She thought of an innovation

So after some tender lovin'

She threw her into the microwave oven
That poor little poodle never heard the bell ding
She went out with a bang, if you know what I mean


Stupid - that was stupid
No you can't say that that was smart

Stupid - sometimes we're stupid
Our brains must be falling apart


This one guy got arrested
His presence was requested
It seems he was suspected

Of breaking and stealing from vending machines

Well he swore that he was innocent

So he paid off his bail and home he went
But soon back to jail our hero was sent
Because he paid off his bail with quarters and dimes


Stupid - that was stupid
No you can't say that that was smart

Stupid - sometimes we're stupid
Our brains have a missing part


Some people pound their Bibles
Waving them at their rivals
Just like in Paul's epistles

Our gentleness is evident to all

We throw the heathen into a panic

As we're bombing abortion clinics
While insisting to the cynics
They will know we are Christians by our love


Stupid - that is stupid
No you can't say that that is smart

Stupid - sometimes we're stupid
Lord we could use a change of heart


Stupid - that is stupid
No you can't say that that is smart
Stupid - sometimes we're stupid

Lord we could use a change of heart