The Wee Man

Dae the song! Dae the song! Aw get oot my $#&@in' sight!

I'm a jaikbox, gie me coins and I'll recite,
Lyrics that if truth be told I didny $#&@in' write,
Shall I say I pumped yer maw? Well I did and she was %#@!e!


A proper snide ride, I think you gotta know this,
Cos when I say a ride, I'm only bein' honest,

She's doon at M & D's, no sayin' that she's whorish,
But 3 tokens gets your hole, I came in her face and won a goldfish.


LOL! Lyrics in description,
Cos that was $#&@in' funny but you might no get my diction,
Some canny follow what I say, man it's my worst affliction,

Mmm, well, next to drug addiction.

You think I'm just a $#&@in' ned that drinks and $#&@s and smokes,

All you see is Burberry, trackies tucked in socks,
But I've got so much more to offer, mostly dick jokes,
What did Cinderella say when she made it to the ball? Gag! That's all folks.


Panda


Well of course I'm gonna heckle and ask ye for the song mate, it's what yer famous for and don't even try and deny it, cause al be like at, aye that will be right.

I'm not like the rest of those shadows you battled cause I am half light, other half $#&@in heavy. Ninety percent of ma pals are funnier than you after a bevvy.


So which came first the mum or the gay joke, the comedian or the rapper, the gimmick or the laughter, answer? On a youtube comment.


Yer hell bent on the reinvent but yer times misspent, can you ever see this guy at a gig singing along like, represent represent.

Yer never pure hatin, deffos no dealin wae it and $#&@sake you've never even seen a beach. Basically lost comedian, sneaky little leech.


Frankly you make ma blood boil, your a shylock creepin intae rappers homes, Arthur Conan Doyle.


I refuse to stand by as this silly billy's connin me, yer more $#&@ed than the concept of a corruption free economy.

And $#&@ burnin thum, am cavin in bridges and a told ma mum a wouldny slate (*##$es but yer mum is so fine, shes a ho ho ho ho ho.