If Nathan won't do it
If Tom won't do it
And Jay won't do it

Then go for Siva's model pout instead

If Max didn't hide it

If Nathan didn't hide it
Then why can't I find it
All the guys have tried it on now

And looked wrong somehow

So I'm getting my pout ready

Getting my pout ready now

It's a band photo

We gotta get into a nice straight row
Hope you can't see the creases and they've ordered the pizzas
Being a heart-throb ain't easy you know

Guess what time we get up, get up now

Cause Max won't wash it

and Jay won't wipe it
Don't mean to drop it
But cleaning just drives us out

of our heads
When I'm handed pictures to sign and I'm trying to be patient
But girls all go berserk for their screaming adoration

Because they say it helps it's to maximize flirtation but I must get back to this shoot

This bit's slow mo, then we get back into a nice straight row

As our fame increases, schedules on press releases
And so our fans already know (pause) exactly where to go now


I wonder if I'll be the solo star, but I'm worried if I do depart
Then my place in the band will go
and it'll break up our nice straight row

row row row row row
We're all standing
slow mo slow mo slow mo


It's a band photo, we gotta get into a nice straight row
How you can't see the creases and they've ordered the pizzas

Being a heart-throb ain't easy you know
Guess what time we get up, get up now