I'm standing outside your window, baby
And there you are
Another year, another candle's burning

for the party girl
No one even knows that you're there
Happy Birthday, no one cares


You come around here,
You'd better bring a witness

Everyone in here's on the guest list
And when you're gone you won't be missed
Keep one eye open

when you kiss

Your wishes won't be coming true this year

Now darling don't you cry
We're going to teach you everything
You'll learn to get by

Now lesson number one in homicide
is emotional murder is no crime




You come around here,

you'd better bring a witness
Everyone in here's on the guest list
And when you're gone you won't be missed

Keep one eye open
when you kiss


Now sticks and stones, baby, break your bones
But the names, in here, can kill
We'd let you leave

but no one else wants you
Your ransom was not made
Now you ain't got to stand up tall

But now baby, you must stand up

You come around here,

you'd better bring a witness
Everyone in here's on the guest list
Now we've never been so impressed

Keep one eye open when, whenever you kiss