CHORUS:
He's so dull, drives a '63 Rambler

He's so dull, still livin' with his mother
He's so dull and he won't get anywhere with me
He's always callin' on the telephone

He won't go out without a chaperone
Cuz he's so afraid 2 be alone with me


He's always reading science magazines
And he doesn't even wear blue jeans
Why can't he understand what all this means 2 me?


CHORUS


He watches television night and day
He doesn't listen 2 a word I say
And he's always tryin' 2 walk me home from school


I'd like 2 tell'em that I wish he was dead (Drop dead)
But he could never get it through his head

He'll never change, he'll always be a fool

CHORUS


(Anywhere, I say he won't get anywhere)
He's so dull {x4}

He's so dull (Still livin' with his mother)
He's so dull (I bet he never had a lover)
He's so dull (And he won't get anywhere with me)

He's so dull
He's so dull (Still livin' with his mother)
(I bet he never had a lover)

(And he won't get anywhere with me)