Will everyone please rise
Cause in this court
The judge of love presides

Will the jury take it's place
Now will the plaintiff kindly state his case


Mmmmmmmmm I got a letter today
And cried with every word she had to say
I was so hurt, shamed and disgraced

Cause that woman didn't have the nerve to tell me face to face

That she was seeing somebody else

And all my witnesses testify just how I felt
She didn't tell me she was gonna let me go
I was the last one around to know


So my first charge is that she deceived me
Into thinkin that her love was mine all mine

The second charge is that she misused me
And abused my love and judge, believe me that's a crime


My third charge is that she was dishonest
And stripped me of all my manly pride
She constantly disrespected me

But somehow I always seem to catch her lyin', whoa

And I tensed up so inside, mmm yeah

We have, your Honor said the jury
Somebody tell me what's it gonna be
We find the defendant guilty as charged


I got justice
In this court of love

I got justice
In this court of love


Hey, hey, justice