See I was getting older man
So I decided to do something a little smart
I put some dough aside and bought myself a yard

A little two up two down, quite a nice little pad
I scrimped and saved and pulled through
With a little help off my dad

Oh Oh Oh

So I was just settling in, as you do

A little party then there was the bang at the door
It was that $#&@ing neighbour, he was going
Turn down your tunes or you'll end up on the floor.


I said oh this is well unexpected mate
I ain't looking for no fight

I tell you what any other time mucko
But not tonight, I said not tonight


Just do one, oh be gone
Oh Oh Oh
I said just not tonight


So he is standing in my porch man
In his briefs scratching his sack

I said I bet to find your @@#!
Your missus has to lay you on your back
And I could tell I wouldn't like this geezer

From the minute that we met
Cos he was in his garden
Talking to plants like they were pets

And he was one of them man
This geezer he's got $#&@ing issues
I guarantee you his love life

Is all ending up in tissues

And he was one of them man

Spick and span, house was far too neat
And then I seen him picking litter,
On a Sunday off the street


I said what the $#&@,
What the $#&@ is going on with you man

Just do one, be gone
What the $#&@
Listen I tell you, you can just shoo


We could well meet one day mate
Maybe in a pub

I say finish your beer off,
you can donate that grub
Cos remember that time when you was in my porch, asking for a fight

Well guess what $#&@ its your lucky night
Its your lucky night
Oh do one, be gone

I told him do one
I told him be gone


But things have changed and I've moved on
Stories told and now I'm done
But things have changed and I've moved on

Stories told and now I'm done.