Dooley was a rising coach when he came to town
He took the job on Rocky Top and ran it in the ground
The last two years he struggled to win a conference game

Now fans are stalking Gruden begging for a bigger name

Dooley, his seat's getting hotter

Dooley, go back and be a lawyer
Dooley, about to be a goner
He'll get fired one day


I remember very well how Dooley got outcoached
By Saban, Richt and Spurrier then took the wrong approach

Said it was his quarterback and new defensive scheme
Now thanks to ol' Mike Hamilton he stands to make some green


The message boards all came for him, they called for Dooley's head
After Boom and Mullen took him to the watershed
Now his career is battered, it's limping on a cane

But if you ask old Dooley there's someone else to blame

Dooley, his seat's getting hotter

Dooley, go back and be a lawyer
Dooley, about to be a goner
He'll get fired one day