She looks so grand a one night stand maybe
I took my chance I said "let's dance baby"
How was he to know, she would never let him go

Back at my place, in an embrace, we were
And stuck together I could never leave her
If he only knew, he'd fallen for a tube o' super glue


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She's a leech - she's my shadow, she won't let go NA NA NA NA

She's a leech she's schizophrenic, she's magnetic –NA NA NA NA, stuck on me

Life's been hell since she got welded to me

I go nowhere unless she's there, ooeee
Can't escape this one, skintight fatal attraction


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She sucked me dry

Twas fortunate when my best mate wooed her
He's a blockhead he's been bonded to her
With his bird in bed, now she's stuck on him instead...


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