My mates warned me long ago
She will make you blue oo oo
They said you've been had


Untidy tart they told me so
The home that I once knew oo oo

Was a filthy floozys pad

ONE MORE, TWO MORE

Fleas on the bedroom floor
No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner
THREE MORE, FOUR MORE

Mice unite at the kitchen door
IT WERN'T NO ROTTEN RUMOUR,
HE COULD NEVER MOVE HER

And I never saw her with a hoover.

Ide fell for a hag from Hell

She wernt the one to woo oo oo
In my new hovel.


ONE MORE....
[Guitar]


She's nicked off, I'm in a spin
The first thing I shall do oo oo
Is plug the hoover in.


ONE MORE....