You still haven't grown outa emo quite yet
But still you got problems that make you upset
And cutting yourself is still cool for some reason

So you wear lots of bracelet
You can't see underneath em?


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Cause you're an Indie Hipster Kid, yeah yeah
You wear ironic shirts & skinny jeans, oh yeah

You like unnecessary accessories oh yeah
Cause you're a $#&@ing Hipster Kid yeah yeah


You like to wear glasses and drink PBR
You look like a weed whacker cut your hair
Too young to be grown up, too old to be emo

you love Radiohead?..

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You've got 2,000 Facebook friends
You talk like Napoleon Dynamite

You listen to Death Cab and Decemberists all day
You saw Muse live, but you swear you're not gay?


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$#&@in hipsters...