You're an old-school-hardcore-straight-edge-band,
With sick-ass connections
You're searching tirelessly for

Pro-amateur musicians

You need a superstar-singer

and a mosh-drummer
And a bassist with chops


You're looking for only team players
With an outstanding attitude
No druggies or drunks will be tolerated!

NO BRO FAGS!

No egos

No drama
No druggies
No flakes

No divas
No attitude
NO !#@*ING ATTITUDE


But I don't even have a Facebook link,
What else can I do?

Guess I never really had a chance
Cause I'm not as cool as you


I'm just a Craigs-list? Reject
Craigslist reject
Craigslist reject woah-a-woah

Craigslist reject
Craigslist reject
Craigslist reject

Craigslist reject woah-a-woah
Craigslist reject
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