[Male]
Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie
On day one, I met her hot step-daughter

She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than $#&@able

I think she was coming back from the game or something
Cause she was holding those silly pom-poms
On day two, I $#&@ed her, and it was wild

She's such a !@#%

[Hook]

I $#&@ed my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I $#&@ed my American cunt

I loved my English romance
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like I like it, she's got nice tits

It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song by Blink-182


[Female]
Okay, listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever

Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair

And the cutest British accent ever
Straight away, I could tell he was rocker
From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me

Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome!
Oh my god, I think I'm in love


[Hook]

It was so nice to meet you

(The pleasure was mine, I do like you
Come to cancun for spring break)
I'll think about it, it could be great

(And don't forget to send me a friend request!)
As if...