Who am I tonight
And how am I meant to feel alright


Well we all know how to read and write
We mostly know how to read and write


It might be sunny on your mastercard
It might be sunny on the radio


But we all know how to read and write
We already know how to read and how to write


A B C D E F G H I J K L
M N O P Q R S T U V W


X, Y and Z
X, Y and Z


That's what I read

Oh would you shut the $#&@ up

Oh I don't really give a $#&@
But oh would you read a piece on me
Did you ever finish that artcle on me