My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart


Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable

Yet you're my fav'rite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek

Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?


Don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me

Stay little Valentine
Stay!
Each day is valentine's day


Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak

When you open it to speak
Are you smart?


Don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine

Stay, oh stay!
Each day is valentine's day