I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room

I (*##$ about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon they'll leave me alone


Free and freaky in the USA


My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on a leash
I think about it sometimes

While I'm sittin' on the beach
I hate it when people look at me the wrong way


Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA


England and France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky

And the beer ain't cold
When i go over there i gotta walk bold


Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA


Woah, today, my mind begins to stray


I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone

In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK


Free and freaky in the USA


Alabama
Dali Lama
Baby Mama


Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA


Rude madonna
Benihana

Antique father

Free and freaky in the USA

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA