Cold water for a straight jacket case
Just role the cameras and I swear I'll be okay


Now 3, 2, 1, this is daily news and breaking
By a show of hands, who else in here is faking?


This is where it all went wrong
And the words you said were subtle
But enough to break the ice


This is a perfect way to end it
And I told you I was clever

But I think you'll be surprised

You've got a knack for finding red carpet thrills

And you've got the nerves, but baby I've got the skills

Now listen up, get your elbows off the table

Keep your mouth wide shut
Cause I've got something else to tell you


This is where it all went wrong
And the words you said were subtle
But enough to break the ice


This is a perfect way to end it
And I told you I was clever

But I think you'll be surprised

Here's your last chance to clap along with me

Here's the part where the audience gets to sing

It's 5 to 1 if you were looking for a setup

By a show of hands, who else in here is fed up?

This is where it all went wrong

And the words you said were subtle
But enough to break the ice


This is a perfect way to end it
And I told you I was clever
But I think you'll be surprised


Just tap your shoes now baby,
And whisper, "There's no place like home"

We're not in Kansas anymore