When my wife died I was happy
When my wife died I was glad
I buried her

Beneath the fir
Behind the cabbage patch


When my wife died I was happy
When my wife died I was glad
I buried her

Beneath the fir
Behind the cabbage patch


W-w-Walking through gardens
Walking up the roof-tile path
I followed a fox

Into a box
That lay upon the grass


Be careful when you're near the pond
Be careful when you're near the pond


We're finally going to get a patio
I've said it for years
Yes I know

From the gate to the window
I've moved the turf
But there's still a long way to go

We're looking at about two more months

We're finally going to get a patio

I've said it for years
Yes I know
From the gate to the window

I've moved the turf
But there's still a long way to go
We're looking at about two more months


When my wife died I was happy
When my wife died I was glad

I buried her
Beneath the fir
Behind the cabbage patch


Walking through gardens
Walking up the roof-tile path

I followed a fox
Into a box
That lay upon the grass


Be careful when you're near the pond
Be careful when you're near the pond


We're finally going to get a patio
I've said it for years

Yes I know
From the gate to the window
I've moved the turf

But there's still a long way to go
We're looking at about two more months


We're finally going to get a patio
I've said it for years
Yes I know

From the gate to the window
I've moved the turf
But there's still a long way to go

We're looking at about two more months

We're finally going to get a patio

I've said it for years
Yes I know
From the gate to the window

I've moved the turf
But there's still a long way to go
We're looking at about two more months