I'm not a clown
But I act like one when you are around
This bar is my stage

And if this world is a circus
I ain't getting paid
For the dumb jokes I make

For falling on my face
For hitting the ground all the time
For all those people laughing about me:

"Oh my God, this guy is insane!"
It seems like all the other people came
Just to stare at me

I act like a $#&@ing fool
But I fell, yeah I fell like a hero
Hey mum!

It's your son lying on the bathroom floor
So drunk, that he can't get up
It's certainly not what you've raised me for

But what I do best
Tell me, mum, when you look at me
Tell me, are you proud?