Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year

Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers

Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank

When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades

For the gods they made
I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"

When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reach Bombay

Please to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal

And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer

Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy

Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game