I think it's kinda funny how ya think you're $#&@in cool
Sean thinks you're a dingbat N' Doug thinks you're a tool
Well I see your band on T.V.

Yer not what I wanna be
I'm just glad you are, and I'm not


Cause you're a twat

I hate your $#&@in make-up and your pants are P.V.C.

You pull into the city in your brand new S.U.V.
Well I see you on MTV
Yer not what I wanna be

I'm just glad you are, and I'm not

Cause you're a twat


You $#&@in sell-out, don't wanna hear ya pout
On how much dough you spend on !@%!e

Pay-o-la's got you there. Go clean your underwear
You know you're such a $#&@ing joke