Go granny go

I was sitting on the beach

Just picking up some sun
When my buddy ran up to me
He said you won't believe what's going on

But it's something that you've gotta see

You know that bathing suit

That they're talking about on the tv and radio
Well granny's wearing one by the hot dog stand
And she's putting on quite a show


Yeah, in her one piece topless bathing suit
In Boston she'd be banned

In her one piece topless bathing suit
She's the coolest girl in the sand


So I got up to take a look at her
And I finally made it through the crowd
Where some of the guys were clapping their hands

And some of them were laughing out loud
But there she was like my buddy did say
For everyone to see

That little old lady about 94 doing the watusi
Yeah, ooooh... ha ha ha


One piece topless bathing suit
In Boston she'd be banned
In her one piece topless bathing suit

She's the coolest girl in the sand
Yeah... go granny go


One piece topless bathing suit
And she's only 94 years old
One piece topless bathing suit

And she's only 94 years old
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