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Don't be farty at the party, Don't be farty at the party,
Don't be farty at the party, Don't be farty at the party.

Hurry up I can't be late, yet I'm lookin' at this plate,
Checkin' out this chunk of cheese, but I'm 'bout to celebrate.
Lookin' like it's awfully good, but I don't know if I should,

If I eat it I'll get gas, I should really take a pass.
Forget about cheese now I must not be weak,
I'll be farty all night and I won't fall asleep.

If I'm at the club and my belly ignites,
The flatulant fireworks could light up the night!


Don't be farty at the party Ooooo, Don't be farty at the party Ooooo
Don't be farty at the party Ooooo, Don't be farty at the party Ooooo


I'll be smellin' good by 9, and by 12 I'll be sublime,
This hot (*##$ looks mighty fine, all the boys want my behind.
They all know that I'm in heat, and they'd like to have a treat,

Can't be frontin' like I got class, if I got a gassy $$#!