Hook:
[Alright class, listen up! Put down your textbooks, it's time for a quiz.]
We all know who the gangstas is!

[I'm sick and tired of you rapscallion kids!]
We all know who the gangstas is!


Verse 1 (Chris):

It's time for the hype to be $$#igned to a face/

Make haste, I'm the ace, I'm the jack of all trades/
I'm the king of the castle, I'm the first of all picks/
If you don't watch yourself, you'll be taking a trip/

Down a back alley where there's no valley/
To a mountain of verbs I'll be ready to rally/
My rhymes are glorious, always victorious/

It's no secret I'm the new Notorious/
You ask who died and made me king?/
Everyone who I've ever seen!/

If you've got an insult to bring/
Take a number!/


Hook:
[Put down your textbooks, it's time for a quiz.]
We all know who the gangstas is!

[I'm sick and tired of you rapscallion kids!]
We all know who the gangstas is!


Verse 2 (Jordan):

Alright, I'm Daywalker not Waka Flame/

And boy, you best memorize my name/
I'm like Slim Shady, but I'm not insane/
With more coin in my purse than Gucci Mane/

I got more game than Reggie Wayne/
And Lil', too, I bring that flame/
I'm the new Mr. Make It Rain/

I'm old school, like Insane In The Membrane/
All of your base are belong to me/
That's right, I steal all of your property/

I issue no apologies/
Now I'mma leave you alone to grieve/



Hook:
[Put down your textbooks, it's time for a quiz.]

We all know who the gangstas is!
[I'm sick and tired of you rapscallion kids!]
We all know who the gangstas is!


Verse 3 (Nelson):


My turn-
Alright just bear with me, this might get a bit grizzly/
Get it? Grizzly. That one kills me!/

All these puns got you haters cringing/
How many of you MC's are standing against me?/
I look like a pipsqueak, no paddle in piss creek/

But I battle like Blitzkrieg, one trick up my one sleeve/
And now this steak is sizzling/
I'm sitting here watching you while you're fizzling/

Until you're all finally gone/
Fall off of your tower like you're the King Kong/
Skills so rare that I'm practically raw/

I'm shooting the shark, man, I'm dropping Jaws/
With my very scary vocabulary/
Flow so venomous that I killed the canary/

Burned you all up like incendiary/
The rest of you pinheads will be saying, "Please spare me!"/
You'll remember the day that you faced the Titans/

I'm like Neo, with my mind I make the mic bend/
I'll go Jurassic like Michael Crichton/
You've been dead the whole time, like an M. Night end/


Hook:
[Put down your textbooks, it's time for a quiz.]

We all know who the gangstas is!
[I'm sick and tired of you rapscallion kids!]
We all know who the gangstas is!

Outro:


(Chris) I just can't think of any more rhymes.
(Nelson) How 'bout, like, "I'm Mick Jagger... with swagger."
(Jordan) I think Will.i.am said that.
(Chris) You're thinking of Ke$ha...

(Nelson) Ah, whatever. Screw it, we'll end it here.