this sandal %#@! has got to stop
it makes me wanna puke
if I see your ugly toes again

I don't know what I'll do

I'm so sick of Deadheads and $$#holes, it's true

alternative rockers are all hippies too
so try to remember to cover your feet
if you wanna go barefoot, save it for the beach

save it for the beach

this sandal %#@! has got to stop

it makes me wanna puke
if I see your ugly toes again
I swear I'll murder you


you zombie-like yuppies with pathetic lives
you hairy-legged females all give me the hives

so try to remember to cover your feet
if you wanna go barefoot, save it for the beach
save it for the beach


this sandal %#@! has got to stop [x6]