Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me
Or getting all screwed up on LSD
Or eating bean sprouts all day long

And smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear

I don't wanna be a granola-head [x2]
Whacked-out hippies' brains are scrambled eggs
Ugly chicks with hairy legs

I think I'd rather be at home
Listening to the Ramones
Or hanging out and getting drunk

With a bunch of useless punks
[Chorus]
Oh can't you see

It's not for me
Eating bean sprouts all day long
And smoking pot out of a bong

Wearing flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear
[Chorus x2]