hey boys and girls listen up
I wanna tell a story 'bout the lads in the pubs
'bout all the tough guys and machos in the clubs

checkin' all the women and slaggin' off the puffs



drinkin' ourselves stupid is the greatest thing of all
but $#&@ing stupid macho men trying to be kings



they piss me off those kind of men
gay-hating, baiting again and again

what are you aiming to achieve with that crap?
if you can't enjoy the party, then shut the $#&@ up


drinkin' ourselves stupid is the greatest thing of all
but $#&@ing stupid macho men trying to be kings



to everybody in this world
to all the $#&@ed up pissers of the earth


drinkin' ourselves stupid is the greatest thing of all


but $#&@ them sexist idiots
$#&@ them dick-driven wanna-be men



hey boys and girls now listen up
if you wanna party then never forget:

you shouldn't ignore these stupid gits
if we stand together we'll have nothing to regret



drinkin' ourselves stupid is the greatest thing of all
but $#&@ing stupid macho men trying to be kings



to everybody in this world

to all the $#&@ed up pissers of the earth

drinkin' ourselves stupid is the greatest thing of all


but $#&@ them sexist idiots
$#&@ them dick-driven wanna-be men