(Shane MacGowan)
When I first came to London I was only sixteen
With a fiver in my pocket and my ole dancing bag

I went down to the dilly to check out the scene
And I soon ended up on the old main drag


There the he-males and the she-males paraded in style
And the old man with the money would flash you a smile
In the dark of an alley you'd work for a fiver

For a swift one off the wrist down on the old main drag

In the cold winter nights the old town it was chill

But there were boys in the cafes who'd give you cheap pills
If you didn't have the money you'd cajole or you'd beg
There was always lots of tuinol on the old main drag


One evening as I was lying down by Leicester Square
I was picked up by the coppers and kicked in the balls

Between the metal doors at Vine Street I was beaten and
mauled
And they ruined my good looks for the old main drag


In the tube station the old ones who were on the way out
Would dribble and vomit and grovel and shout

And the coppers would come along and push them about
And I wished I could escape from the old main drag


And now I'm lying here I've had too much booze
I've been shat on and spat on and raped and abused
I know that I am dying and I wish I could beg

For some money to take me from the old main drag